Thursday, April 06, 2006

Aussie Sarah Race

Ooooooooo guess who is now a PERMANENT RESIDENT of Australia?

And we're having a little event to celebrate this Saturday:



What could be more Aussie than:
- Thorpie winning a gold medal?
- Boonie smashing a case of VB?
- Warnie sending a text message?
- Damir Dokic bashing an umpire?

Well hang on to yer cork hats folks, because your favourite ex-Canadian (since that millionaire kid who won us gold at the Winter Olympics) brings you an event more Australian than Steve Irwin, Aussie Kim Clijsters and the late great Big Kev all rolled into one:

AUSSIE SARAH RACE’S TRUE BLUE AUSSIE PICNIC!

Yep Sarah is now 100% dinky-di and to celebrate we’d like you to strap on your favourite navy blue singlet, stubbies and thongs, wedge your lifeguard-cossie firmly up your crack, slip, slop & slap a smear of pink zinc and a terry-towelling hat, and grab your foam esky full of KB Lager in order to join us for an arvo of solid Aussie larrikanism.



Saturday 8 April 2006
Blues Point Reserve(on the harbour end of Blues Point Road, McMahons Point)
3pm onwards

Just bring your picnic essentials – rug or folding chairs, plate of picnic type snacks, booze, whatever. We’re trying to give our “New Australian” some education in Aussie culture so if you love a theme day, bring something like Anzac bikkies, lamingtons, pavlova, damper, basically anything with an tenuous link to Australia.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hola de Chile - I just wanted to say Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi to Aussie Race Sarah Race the new Aussie. If I were in Sydney I'd be the first there with my picnic rug and largerphone...Besitos, Rani
xxx